The (Un)Holiness of Asbury Theological Seminary

Jim Morrow, blogger and Asbury student, has responded to Jeremy Smith's quantitative study revealing that Asbury is the least holy UMC seminary. Unfortunately, Jim has responded by rigging a formula of questionable validity in order to prove that Asbury is the most holy seminary. It is largely derived from the consumption of coffee and the specific density of textbooks (the former of which would make me angelic, and the latter I think would hand the contest to Duke Divinity School). What what would I know, as Jim refers to me as "snarky and childish"?