Congratulations to Randolph-Macon College, a United Methodist-affiliated who claimed the #6 position in the Princeton Review's list of top party schools in the country.Really, the University Senate should evaluate and rank UMC seminaries based on party-ness.
Now, your homework assignment, dear readers: devise a drinking game appropriate for United Methodists.
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Back in the late 1980s, when I was a member of the United Methodist Church in Upland, California, I helped to conceive a series of skits for a church talent show. The skits intended to skewer the rampant commercialism in the church.
My contribution to the series was a Bartles & Jaymes ripoff called "Wesleyan Wine Coolers." The pastors, who were a little more sensitive to Methodist history than I was, persuaded me to change it to "Wesleyan Church Punch Mix" instead.
(The highlight, however, was the guy who walked on stage wearing John Wesley Jeans, with a big "JW" on the back.)
PS: I actually did *my* undergrad at Reed College, which has its own special place in the Princeton Review (it's usually the least religious school).
1. Every time you hear the pastor saying "just" in a prayer, take one shot of unfermented juice of the grape.
This is not going to be much fun, as drinking games go.
Whenever an open heart, mind, or door closes--throw one back.
eh. that was lame.
I'll try harder when I get back to the states....
Open hearts, open minds, open containers.
On Sunday mornings, pretend you don't.
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