A Blog of Geek Eccentricities
I always pictured God looking less like Nancy Drew.
The breath of life compliments nicely the overflowing mouthwash of heaven.
I've actually been using this with a fair amount of success, lately. Unfortunately, it's not been a great evangelistic success. Folks mostly become Pantheists, but they do become believers in God.
"And there's also a Methodist formula, with no alcohol!"
"You know, it doesn't have the same effect as pepper spray, but it's surprisingly effective nonetheless."
Order in the next 10 minutes and we'll throw in our home baptism kit: a Brita water pitcher and two Sham-wows for easy clean-up. (Laying on of hands not included.)
"As Seen on TV" says it all.
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