Thursday, September 04, 2008

Caption Contest

Previous contest winner

WINNER: John Wilks:

Order in the next 10 minutes and we'll throw in our home baptism kit: a Brita water pitcher and two Sham-wows for easy clean-up. (Laying on of hands not included.)

7 comments:

Jeff the Baptist said...

I always pictured God looking less like Nancy Drew.

Allan R. Bevere said...

The breath of life compliments nicely the overflowing mouthwash of heaven.

Allen's Brain said...

I've actually been using this with a fair amount of success, lately. Unfortunately, it's not been a great evangelistic success. Folks mostly become Pantheists, but they do become believers in God.

Tom Jackson said...

"And there's also a Methodist formula, with no alcohol!"

The Ironic Catholic said...

"You know, it doesn't have the same effect as pepper spray, but it's surprisingly effective nonetheless."

John Wilks said...

Order in the next 10 minutes and we'll throw in our home baptism kit: a Brita water pitcher and two Sham-wows for easy clean-up. (Laying on of hands not included.)

Brett said...

"As Seen on TV" says it all.