Paraguay has claimed the new world record for the largest barbecue on earth!
30,000 people in Mariano Roque Alonso, Paraguay cooked and ate 28 kilotons of meat in six hours.
As an American, I am appalled that this record has been taken away from us. Surely we are capable of outconsuming every other nation on earth, in every category. This usurpation must not stand!
Fellow citizens, this is your call to forks! For love of flag and country, eat! Eat! Eat! Eat until it hurts!
Link via J-Walk Blog