Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The New Menace to American Security: Paraguay!

Paraguay has claimed the new world record for the largest barbecue on earth!

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30,000 people in Mariano Roque Alonso, Paraguay cooked and ate 28 kilotons of meat in six hours.

As an American, I am appalled that this record has been taken away from us. Surely we are capable of outconsuming every other nation on earth, in every category. This usurpation must not stand!

Fellow citizens, this is your call to forks! For love of flag and country, eat! Eat! Eat! Eat until it hurts!

Link via J-Walk Blog

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would like to help, but I'm just recently minus a gallbladder which means you'd probably have to put me on injured reserve to preserve your salary cap.

Theresa Coleman said...

Yes, but was it beef, pork or chicken?

Inquiring minds want to know...

TN Rambler said...

Doesn't matter what Kind of meat they used. You can't get good barbecue in six hours.

John said...

Yeah, six hours isn't long enough. I just hope it wasn't that nasty Memphis style of pork BBQ.