Monday, February 02, 2009

Star Trek-Themed Cologne

Have you ever wanted to smell like a sweaty James Doohan?

Well, then, good news! CBS is licensing three Star Trek-themed body fragrances in order to market the new movie in the series.

This is as good a time as any to let you all know about a product I am developing: GAV.

GAV is cologne that I plan on marketing, derived from a select blend of natural Gavin Richardson aromas.

If you'd like a pre-release demo bottle of it, let me know in the comments. And maybe give me some ideas for an advertising slogan.

HT: Topless Robot


John Wilks said...

Out of curiosity, is one of the Trek-scents called "Horta?"

John said...

No. The three scents are:
1. Tiberius
2. Pon Farr
3. Red Shirt

the reverend mommy said...

Pon Farr!!

That's funny.

the reverend mommy said...

And that picture is now always tied to the words "Inappropriate Touching, Captain!!"

David said...

"Need some 'Warmth in Winter'" - GAV, it's the scent you gotta have!

gavin richardson said...

i am thinking of my various aromas.
Too Much Tabasco
Out of Shape
Cigar Front Porch