Have you ever wanted to smell like a sweaty James Doohan?Well, then, good news! CBS is licensing three Star Trek-themed body fragrances in order to market the new movie in the series.
This is as good a time as any to let you all know about a product I am developing: GAV.
GAV is cologne that I plan on marketing, derived from a select blend of natural Gavin Richardson aromas.
If you'd like a pre-release demo bottle of it, let me know in the comments. And maybe give me some ideas for an advertising slogan.
HT: Topless Robot
6 comments:
Out of curiosity, is one of the Trek-scents called "Horta?"
No. The three scents are:
1. Tiberius
2. Pon Farr
3. Red Shirt
Pon Farr!!
That's funny.
And that picture is now always tied to the words "Inappropriate Touching, Captain!!"
"Need some 'Warmth in Winter'" - GAV, it's the scent you gotta have!
i am thinking of my various aromas.
Fart
Too Much Tabasco
Out of Shape
Cigar Front Porch
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