The Times-Picayune:A Metairie resident is recovering after a stranger bit a chunk of flesh out of his arm and swallowed it Saturday afternoon.
Joseph Lancellotti, 67, told authorities he did not know the suspect, later identified as Mario Vargas, 48, or why he was attacked in his front yard.
Hospitalizing Lancellotti isn't going to help him, and only places more people in danger. Part of being able to survive a zombie attack is a cold-blooded willingness to face reality, as the titular hero in Shaun of the Dead did when his own mother turned.
HT: DoublePlusUndead
1 comment:
Thanks for the heads up. Good thing my family from Metairie will be in Dallas this weekend, when this guy will likely be getting out of the hospital. You do a great community service my friend.
PAX
JD
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