Saturday, August 22, 2009

How to Seduce Your Wife

So I turned to my wife of nearly six years and said "Sweetie, I love you more than Star Trek."
I've never been kissed with quite so much passion.

Try it on your own wives and tell me if you get a similar response.


Allan R. Bevere said...


Next time lay that one on her while you are watching the episode with green female belly dancer.

Divers and Sundry said...

Around here the magic phrase is, "I love you more than chocolate itself." Now that's true love.

Larry B said...

I got a puzzled look and she said "who told you to tell me that?" I dropped it at that point. Can't win them all.