Friday, July 31, 2009

Vegetarianism is Immoral

That's the stand that Mark Kirkorian takes in this confusing post at the National Review's flagship blog. Among the vegetarian arguments that he addresses is that animal husbandry is often cruel in is methods of slaughter:

The practical reasons are invalid to buttress such a principle because none is categorical. For instance, if our modern methods of animal husbandry are cruel and inhumane and unsafe, refusing to consume meat whose provenance is unclear is a perfectly sound decision. But it's not vegetarianism, because it leaves open the possibility of buying meat at the farmer's market or straight from the farm from a man who raised and slaughtered his livestock humanely, something that's actually quite easy nowadays.

Except that this is a moral argument. To say "I will not support cruel slaughter methods" is a moral stance, even if it incomplete by more radical vegetarian positions.

I'm an omnivore, but I was once a a vegetarian years ago for the most important reason of all: to impress a girl. I had practical reasons, but if Kirkorian hasn't heard a vegetarian make moral arguments against eating meat, then he should get out of his bubble a little more.

And even if you accept his odd arguments, all he had done is prove that vegetarianism is amoral, not immoral; that is, a moral wrong.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Art Blogging: Antonia Griva

Antonia Griva (1981- ) is a Greek Pop Surrealist painter based in Rio, Greece. I see themes of isolation and despair in her often haunting images.







The Chef
















Deep into the Table. This image is particularly striking. It seems to be subversive nightmare of the subject being consumed by his surrounding world.














Smoking Pleasure

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Nom Nom Nom Song


[YouTube Link] It is a surprisingly addictive song. HT: Neatorama

Duet of the Cats


[YouTube Link] Somehow, I had never heard of this hilarious piece of music: "Duetto buffo di due gatti" or "Duet of the Cats", sometimes attributed to Gioachino Rossini. It's like dueling banjos, only with cats.

HT: Neatorama

Fantasy Worlds

Bill Maher writes about health care in American culture. It's a target-rich environment, but I'll just touch on his central thesis:

How about this for a New Rule: Not everything in America has to make a profit. It used to be that there were some services and institutions so vital to our nation that they were exempt from market pressures. Some things we just didn't do for money. The United States always defined capitalism, but it didn't used to define us. But now it's becoming all that we are.

Um, no. There never was such a time.

The whole enterprise of the "reformers" is to change human nature so that we work for social interest instead of self interest. It will only work if we can create a "New Rule" that alters how humans do and always have been motivated. And because their efforts can only succeed if humans can become angels, they will only make things worse.

Side note: although Maher believes that not everything has to make a profit, apparently the comedy business does. Here are pictures of his Beverly Hills mansion.

HT: Miss Cellania

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Guys, This Works Every Time

Techniques to drive your woman wild:

Technique #1: Wet Hands

Yep, it is the wet hands technique. Certainly one of the most popular among most women polled. So simple. So exciting. You will leave her absolutely breathless.

* Fill the kitchen sink up with hot water and add a few drops of a scented dish liquid. Not too many, you don’t want it to be harsh. There are many very nice scents out now, from vanilla and lavender to grapefruit. It is completely up to you.
* With a soft cloth in your hands plunge your hands into the water and get the cloth very wet.
* Now, moving slowly and gently place a dish in the water and rub the cloth across the surface of it, over and over again.
* Place the dish in clean rinse water and repeat until she is moaning with pleasure.


HT: Bits & Pieces

The Singing Economist


[YouTube Link] Columbia University professor Dean Glenn Hubbard sings about wanting to take Ben Bernanke's job as chairman of the Fed.

Monday, July 27, 2009

How to Win a CosPlay Contest

You have to start with the right material:

We need a hit sci-fi film starring chunky men with badge lanyards and swag totes—only then could you assemble the PERFECT Comic-Con costume.

But then all of my hard work on the Aqua Lad costume would go to waste.

Time for Carousel

Our Possessions Can Enslave Us

Jockeystreet on how fulfilling the desire for more can hurt us:

Over these past few years I have said again and again, in every forum that I can find, that the quality of life cannot be improved, after a certain point, by adding more stuff to the mix. I have written about, talked about, concepts like Voluntary Simplicity. I have argued that more money will not always mean more happiness. That it may often mean less happiness.

People have accused me, from time to time, of romanticizing poverty.

I would never want to do that.

I would never want to have, for myself or for my son or for anyone, “not enough.”

I want us always to have “enough.” I want us to have the sense to know what “enough” is. And to be able to stop there. To be able to get the most out of life by being able to recognize that adding more to the mix takes something away. That adding more means sometimes getting caught up in that more, trapped in it, mired. Unable to find the things we really want or need. Means committing too much of our lives to the maintenance or preservation of things that do not contribute to our happiness.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Simon's Cat



[YouTube Link] Cartoonist Simon Tofield makes funny animated shorts about his mischievous cat. This is hist most recent video about his cat's attempt to catch a fly. HT: Neatorama

You can view an entire channel full of these videos here. My favorite is this one:


[YouTube Link]

My Current Read: Being Logical: A Guide to Good Thinking by D.Q. McInery

I've long wanted to study logic in a formal setting.

[Cue readers to say: "We've also long wanted this for you, John."]

Alas, I cannot take a class for the foreseeable future, so I shall read a book on the subject by a professor of logic. I picked up this introductory text, which has not been revolutionary to me, but has given formal names and processes to things I've already thought about.

Have you ever formally studied logic (as in a classroom setting)? What was it like for you?

Friday, July 24, 2009

Homemade Danishes



3/4 cup warm water
1/2 cup milk
1 tsp. vanilla extract
1/4 oz. dry active yeast
1/4 cup sugar
4 cups flour
1 egg yolk
2 sticks of butter

Combine water, milk, vanilla, and yeast. Beat with a mixer for three minutes. Sift flour and sugar, then add egg yolk. Melt both sticks of butter. Next, mix all of your components vigorously and allow to rise for half an hour. Roll your dough into cords and create spirals. Place these in your baking pans and allow to rise for half an hour.

Press indentations into the center of the spirals. Bake at 400 degrees until brown. Fill with your mother's delicious homemade strawberry jam.

Serves 2.

I think that the next time I make these, I'll double the sugar.

Henry Louis Gates, Jr. and the Abuse of Police Power

I agree with Jacob Sullum:

Let's say Gates did initially refuse to show his ID (an unsurprising response from an innocent man confronted by police in his own home). Let's say he immediately accused Crowley of racism, raised his voice, and behaved in a "tumultuous" fashion. Let's say he overreacted. So what? By Crowley's own account, he arrested Gates for dissing him. That's not a crime, or at least it shouldn't be. Instead of admitting that he "acted stupidly" (as Obama put it) in the heat of the moment by deciding to punish Gates for hurting his feelings, Crowley continues to defend his conduct, refusing to apologize.

Even if you accept Crowley's version of events, he acted unethically. Let's say that Gates is an obnoxious race-baiter. Let's say that he wrongfully attributed racist motives to Crowley. It doesn't matter. He insulted another man, Crowley, in his own home. If Crowley didn't like to be spoken to that way, he could have left the property. Instead, he used his police power of arrest to settle a personal score and punish an uppity civilian.

It doesn't matter that (or if) Gates is a professional jackass, or acted as one in front of Crowley. You have a right to be a jackass on your own property. Anyone who doesn't like that can leave.

Really, do we want a society where police officers are free to arrest people who piss them off?

The authority given to police officers is an enormous one. An arrest, even if it never goes beyond just the actual arrest, can seriously screw up a person's life. At minimum, it's impairing that person's freedom of movement and activity for several hours without consent.

If I, as a civilian, decided that another person was a jackass and locked him in a closet for several hours, that would constitute a serious crime. Why should a similar decision and action by a police officer be treated any differently?

A police officer is given the sacred trust to enforce laws. He doesn't get to enforce vendettas.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Automated Confession Booth


(YouTube Link)


HT: Miss Cellania

Man Not Superman

Man Not Superman is a delightful short story by Jonathan Goldstein. It's written in the first-person perspective by the ordinary guy who dates Lois Lane after she breaks up with Superman. The narrator struggles with feelings of insecurity and inadequacy as he tries to fill the void that Superman left in Lois' life.

You can read a text version here. But for an enhanced version, have a look at the post-it note edition by cartoonist Arthur Jones.

HT: io9

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Language Has No Objective Reality

Kevin Baker at The Smallest Minority is presently in a debate with another writer about gun rights and the meaning of the Second Amendment. Although I think that Kevin and I will largely agree about the individual right to keep and bear arms, we seem to approach it from somewhat different directions.

His opponent strangely asserts that the original intent of the amendment was not to protect that individual right, but I'm not going to get into that right now. Kevin responds:

Obviously, the Founders didn't all hold one homogeneous intent that became each part of the Constitution, instead they wrote law, and in law it isn't the intent that matters, what matters is what the words say and how they are understood at the time they were written. This is called "Original Understanding Theory." There is a third, "Original Public Meaning." All three theories carry the moniker of "Originalism," but Original Understanding is the theory under which law is supposed to function, and it is the one most accepted by "Originalists" on the courts today. What was intended doesn't matter. What it says is.

I disagree. Original intent is the only legitimate approach to understanding communication (oral or written) because communication is an attempt to convey the internal workings of a mind outside of itself. Language is nothing more than an approximation of thought, a code used as a substitute for thoughts. Words, in their various forms and arrangements, have no instrinsic meaning. They simply stand as crude replacements for the actual thought. Example:

dholghuwehfo dfuhywe pgjh vn myw idfmn

What does this mean? Unless you know what the code is, this is gibberish. But then, all language is gibberish (that is, without meaning) unless the reader/listener knows the code. Words, if spoken, are simply particular sounds. If written, they are only specific drawings. To say "What it says is" asserts an objective reality to that which is only a reflection of the actual reality, which is the thought that originated the communication.

Here is an example. This is not a chicken:



CHICKEN


Neither is this:




The first is a word that represents the bird in the English language. But not if you don't speak English. If you don't speak English, it's just a bunch of angular black markings. The second is not a chicken either. It's a picture of a chicken. Both are drawings that represent my mental concept of a chicken (but not necessarily yours), but neither is an actual chicken, or else you would be able to eat it.

Nor are they equivalent. The expression does not equal the concept. The first does not even look like a chicken, and the second is not even a picture of a chicken. It's a drawing representing a chicken, but not a picture of an actual chicken. We look at the drawing and guess that it stands for a chicken, but if it were a substantially more abstract drawing, we wouldn't even know that. It is only because it approximates a two-dimensional expression of a chicken that we share in common that we are able to communicate the concept of 'chicken' through it. As an objective reality, neither is an actual chicken.

The only way that a language could be objective is if all of its components are operating from an agreed-upon code. If, let us say, the authors of the Constitution had a fixed dictionary in the words had only one meaning and only certain constructions thereof had discrete functions, then one might say that it would be possible to objectively know the meaning of their text.

But language very rarely operates this way. Only constructed languages could even attempt it. Natural languages -- those that spontaneously form and change over time as they are used by a population -- can be roughly understood by philologists, but their meanings cannot be contained because users use words based upon what they think that they mean, not what official dictionaries and grammars say that they mean.

It's possible to gain a sense of what the authors of the Constitution thought that words and phrases meant by reading documents of the era to see how words were used in relation to each other. But this data set is vastly incomplete because it does not even come close to encompassing every use of the words and phrases that they used. Our data set consists entirely of a comparative handful of surviving written communications, and none of the oral communications whatsoever.

We may, however, make good guesses about what the authors of the Constitution meant by a written expression by analyzing how these words and phrases were used in the context of their writings. But we cannot know with objective certainty in the same way that we can know that 2+2 will always equal four.

Even though this is an educated guess, it is a superior way of knowing than asserting that units of a language can have objective meanings. Remember that these units of language are communications -- imperfect attempts to express inner thought to an outer world. If you're not attempting to discern what the speaker or writer is trying to communicate, then you're rejecting communication conceptually. And if you're rejecting communication, then uses of language might as well be random.

But for a moment, assume that language meaning can be objectively knowable. How would you test the hypothesis "Communication X represents concept Y"? If X and Y are not placed in reflection of other uses of X and Y, and there is no codebook in which to look up X and Y, how can their meaning be known?

This problem does not go away, as Kevin suggests, because a unit of language is a law. Laws remain attempts to communicate concepts. If you're rejecting original intent, you're deciding not to try to discern the communications of the authors of the law, and are left without any guide as to what the words and phrases in a given law mean.

"What it says is" simply isn't knowable. What the writers were trying to say is, at least, researchable.

"Cigarettes, Whiskey, and Wild, Wild Women"

That's Henry Allingham, the world's oldest man, attributed his longevity to. He died on Sunday at the age of 113.

I guess that I ought to start drinking and smoking.

HT: Alphecca

Monday, July 20, 2009

Extremism and Political Exile

Recently, I mentioned the evil policies advocated by Obama's science czar, John Holdren, in the 1970s in response to his imaginary fears of a population explosion and collapse in our current time. Holdren advocated totalitarian responses, including a worldwide government that would regulate reproduction for each individual. In his ultimate goal, each person would need permission from the government to go off a mandatory, universal contraceptive. Mass, mandatory abortions would be used to curb the growth of entire sectors of the human population. Zombietime has the details.

In the comments, both Bruce Alderman and Dan Trabue stress the importance of finding out whether or not Holdren still advocates these policies. Well, yes, but I don't think that this goes quite far enough to address the seriousness of this political situation.

I believe that once a person holds certain extremist political views, that person should be permanently outcast from polite society and his/her opinion should no longer be sought after in any public policy debate. Such a person should be regarded as having so completely broken faith with human decency that s/he have no place in civic life.

After World War II, this is how Germany treated its most passionate Nazis who did not end up in prison or at the end of an executioner's rope. These people were perhaps not killed, but they were shunned from government, if not outright banned. In a similar way, many post-Communist Eastern European governments, such as Romania, have banished senior Communist leaders from holding office. They are treated as the ideological equivalent of registered sexual predators.

As they should be.

Likewise, so should our society regard those who have adhered to the most evil of ideologies. And Holdren's policy proposals represent crimes on par with the worst actions of Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union.

It is not enough for an ex-Nazi to say at his confirmation hearing "Well, I no longer support the extermination of the Jews, as I did when I created a plan to do so and published it in a book in 1937. Now make me ambassador to Israel."

If he were a true penitent, I'd say that perhaps he should be given a chance. David Horowitz, for example, was a Communist while growing up. But he reformed and has now made a life and a career out of being an ex-Communist and pointing out the evils of Communism at every opportunity that presents itself to him.

It would not be enough for Holden, if pressed by reporters and commentators, to admit that he no longer held these views (which, Zombietime notes, he is not doing). It is not enough that he may have changed his mind in the intervening years. He must truly and passionately repent. For the policies that he proposed were not simply wrong or ill-founded. They were not, to use Bruce's term "mistakes". They were evil.

Evil.

In a civilization that still believed in itself, men like John Holdren would be outcasts on the fringes of society, unable to hold a job or keep friends, let alone become senior government officials. May it be so for ours.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Things You Might Have Missed

My goal as a blogger is to give my audience something amusing or entertaining to watch or read every day. If you haven't been reading me for a few years, you may have missed these gems:


(YouTube Link)

High Tech Noon -- a remix of the classic Gary Cooper movie with special effects. This time, the Marshal isn't fighting a criminal gang, but androids.

Prey Alone

(Video Link)

Prey Alone -- a fast-paced action film, about 15 minutes long. This is an amazing thrill ride and I highly recommend it.

Art Blogging: Saelee Oh

Saelee Oh is an American painter and cut paper artist. A native of Los Angeles, she attended the Art Center College of Design in Pasadena. She is known for her playful, romantic depictions of fairy tale environments.



Saturday, July 18, 2009

All Southerners Are Racist

So, continuing my reading of Mistakes Were Made, I found this gem:

Thus, Americans who live in the North and West learn about the Civil War as a matter of ancient history, in which our brave Union troops forced the South to abandon the ugly institution of slavery, we defeated the traitor Jefferson Davis, and the country remained united. (We'll just draw a veil over our own complicity as perpetrators and abetters of slavery; that was then.) But most white Southerners tell a different story, one in which the Civil War is alive and kicking, then is now. Our brave Confederate troops were victims of greedy, crude Notherners who defeated our noble leader, Jefferson Davis, destroyed our cities and traditions, and are still trying to destroy our states' rights.

Emphasis added. It's a shame that Ph.D-holding intellectuals would indulge is such a stereotype. I'll explain more later. I'm a little too hungover from the corn mash, and too exhausted from having sex with my sisters.

The Iraq War and Cognitive Dissonance

I am presently reading Mistakes Were Made (But Not By Me): Why We Justify Foolish Beliefs, Bad Decisions, and Hurtful Acts by Carol Tavris and Elliot Aronson. It's a book about cognitive dissonance -- how we justify past mistakes and wrongs in order to feel confidence in our own judgment.

In the comments, Ed mentioned that he picked up this book, but decided not to read it because of its political content. I can understand that. Tavris and Aronson take their time to kick at America and Israel, and clearly feel that the Iraq War was unjustified. And certainly opponents of the war have had their own share of dissonance, such as Harry Reid's proclamation of the surge as a failure.

Lately, in the political blogosphere, there has been a discussion of how pro-war bloggers offered lower casualty estimates than have actually taken place. Here's a good roundup of various attempts to retroactively justify those estimates.

I think that those of us who verbally supported the Iraq War should be honest about how things have turned out. The general consensus of right-leaning bloggers that I read at the time (such as the previously linked Glenn Reynolds), was that the war would be much briefer than less costly in blood and money than it has been. There really wasn't a sense that the occupation would be a serious problem; that it would be something more akin to the occupation of Germany at the end of World War II than a protracted guerilla war. And in the several years that followed, I read many commentators, such as Victor Davis Hanson, promise that victory was right around the corner. Over and over again.

I think that the U.S. and its allies have now turned that corner in Iraq, but that we should also resist the cognitive dissonance which advises us to retroactively claim that this is what we always predicted. It wasn't.

I thought that the Iraq War would be much briefer and less costly. And I was wrong.

Friday, July 17, 2009

The LARPers' Rap


[YouTube Link] In case you thought that LARPers were weird, even by gamer standards, this video probably confirm your suspicions. HT: Topless Robot

John Holdren, Dystopian Nightmare

I generally don't write a lot about politics on my blog, but I'll make an exception. John Holdren, Obama's new science czar, advocated some absolutely, monstrously evil policies back in the 1970s. Blogger Zombietime has scans of a book that he wrote with the infamously wrong-about-everything environmentalist Paul Ehrlich.

In the book, Holdren warns of ecological catastrophes sweeping the world by the year 2000 if aggressive population controls are not implemented. These include mandatory abortions for entire sectors of the human population, forced sterilization for undesirable people and, ultimately, complete government control over who can have children, how many, and when. This would be supervised by a worldwide government with absolute police powers.

This man's opinions should never be sought in any public policy discussion, at any time, now or ever.

HT: Ace

Thursday, July 16, 2009

My Current Read: Mistakes Were Made (But Not By Me) by Carol Tavris and Elliot Aronson

I just picked up a copy of Mistakes Were Made (But Not By Me): Why We Justify Foolish Beliefs, Bad Decisions, and Hurtful Acts. The authors, Tavris and Aronson, are social psychologists. The book is an exploration of the mental processes by which we retroactively justify immoral or foolish decisions. It's something I've been thinking a lot about in the past year (hence the Hayek quotation in my blog's header). I'm only a few pages in, but this story is striking enough to share:

Half a century ago, a young social psychologist named Leon Festinger and two associates infiltrated a group of people who believed that they world would end on December 21. They wanted to know what would happen to the group when (they hoped!) the prophecy failed. The group's leader, whom the researchers called Marian Keech, promised that the faithful would be picked up by a flying saucer and elevated to safety at midnight on December 20. Many of her followers quit their jobs, gave away their homes, and dispersed their savings, waiting for the end. Who needs money in outer space? Others waited in fear or resignation in their homes. (Mrs. Keech's own husband, a nonbeliever, went to bed early and slept soundly through the night as his wife and her followers prayed in the living room.) Festinger made his own prediction: The believers who had not made a strong commitment to the prophecy -- who awaited the end of the world by themselves at home, hoping they weren't going to die at midnight -- would quietly lose their faith in Mrs. Keech. But those who had given away their possessions and were waiting with others for the spaceship would increase their belief in her mystical abilities. In fact, they would now do everything they could to get others to join them.

Festinger's prediction proved accurate. It is my impression that the bigger a mistake that we make, the more passionately will we seek to justify it.

Ammunition Quality Control

I emailed a question to James Rummel, a professional self-defense instructor:

As a newbie to guns, one of the things I've asked myself is "How do I know what is quality ammo and what is not?" There seems to be quite a price range between brands, even if other characteristics are the similar. Are there brands that are of poor manufacture and are more likely to misfire? Are there brands that really top-shelf, but needlessly expensive?

I know that with cars, I would never buy a Chrysler but I would buy a Toyota -- if for no other reason that quality control issues. Should a new gun owner have similar concerns, or should he just buy the cheapest ammunition he can find?

James wrote a lengthy response. Thanks!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Quote of the Day

Geek With a .45 on Rousseau, an Enlightenment philosopher whose ideas gave support for the more extreme statist brutalities of the French Revolution:

One of the ideas that occurred to me fairly recently is that there is a number of people in the world whose graves really ought to be shat upon routinely. If I were ever to compile a list, Jean Jacques Rousseau would be very high on it. Sadly, he is buried in the Pantheon of Paris, a well guarded structure that makes the matter of actually rendering any scatological salute impractical.

Who would you put on such a list?

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Live Long and Prosper in Vulcan, Alberta


[YouTube Link] I know where to go on my next vacation! The small town of Vulcan in Alberta, Canada, has exploited its Star Trek name since the 60s. It’s a pilgrimage site for nerds where the local menus offer foods from Star Trek without explaining what they are for you unenlightened souls who don’t watch the shows. Well, I like my gagh meshta-style.

HT: Topless Robot

"The Girl at the Video Game Store" by Parry Gripp


[YouTube Link] This is a song about a teenager in love with the girl at the local video game store. Hat tip to Geekologie, who writes:

You know, I too have fallen in love with a girl at the video game store. It took me over a month to finally get up the nerve to ask her out. And you know what she said when I did? Nothing -- turns out she was a Chun Li cardboard stand up! I still copped a feel.

It's okay. We all have, buddy.

"I Don't Know" by Lisa Hannigan

I'd never heard of this singer before, but she's marvelous.

[YouTube Link] Ahhhh. Takes me back to the Lilith Fair days. I swear, music peaked back then.

HT: Chicago Boyz

Monday, July 13, 2009

You Just Messed With the Wrong Woman


[YouTube Link] It looks like this lady didn't think that she deserved to have her car towed.

HT: Bits & Pieces

PSAs from the Future


[YouTube Link] Even in the future, the AdCouncil will continue to raise public awareness about the dangers that we all face with informative public service announcements.

HT: Geekologie

Living With First-Person Shooter's Disease


[YouTube Link] This video is about a man who lives with First-Person Shooter Disease (AKA Duke Nukem’s Disease) – he can only interact with the world in the manner of a video game character. Yet he bravely struggles on to overcome obstacles of hand-eye coordination and peripheral vision.

HT: Geekologie

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Without Warning by John Birmingham

I've just finished reading Without Warning, an action thriller by the author of the alternate history/future series Axis of Time. Birmingham wrote Without Warning after he heard an anti-war protester assert that the world would be a better place without America. In the novel, the protester gets his wish.

In February 2003, A strange energy force hits the earth, consuming almost the entire continental United States, as well as much of Canada, Mexico, and Cuba. It kills all life inside of it. America now consists entirely of Alaska, Hawaii, the northwestern corner of Washington State, and US military forces and citizens abroad. The world promptly goes to hell in a handbasket, suffering a global financial collapse as US capital and demand for goods has literally vanished. Worse, with the sudden absence of American "political ballast", political unrest ferments across the globe, leading to wars, both conventional and nuclear.

Without Warning is a fast-paced thrill ride. I highly recommend it.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Yellow

This is an episode of the old TV anthology series Tales from the Crypt. It is, my opinion, the best of the entire series.

"Yellow" is set in the trenches of World War I. The commanding general is a brave man who wants to go on the offensive. His son, a lieutenant, is not and does not.

Starring Kirk Douglas and Dan Aykroyd.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

The Jedi Drinking Song


[YouTube Link]


This song performed by the Austin-based celtic band Brobdingnagian Bards describes the intoxicated adventures of Luke Skywalker. Here’s a sample of the lyrics:

A long time ago, in a pub far away,
I sat on a barstool, just drinking away,
I couldn’t hold it down, I guess I had too much
I felt a tremor in the force and then I lost my lunch
I woke up in a desert land, feeling hot and sick,
I saw a bearded man, he looked like some kind of hick,
He slowly waved his hand, and my pain was gone
He said let’s go see Yoda, and I’ll teach you this song.

So we got on a starship, and flew off into space
He said his name was Obi-Wan and there is no time to waste,
I have to get you trained before it is too late,
He said drink this bottle of whisky, and don’t give in to hate.
My training went on, and I’d drank most of the bar
We stopped for supplies on the nearest Death Star
I learned to control my fear, and hold my alcohol
Soon I was able to stand even when Obi-Wan would fall.


HT: Topless Robot

Friday, July 10, 2009

United Breaks Guitars


[YouTube Link] Dave Carroll of the band Sons of Maxwell flew United Airlines, only to discover that luggage handlers had broken his guitar. The company refused to compensate him and is now probably regretting doing so, as this well-made music video is everywhere on the intertubes. HT: Popped Culture

How Engineers Think

An illustration by Zach Weiner.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

The Failed States Index

Every year, Foreign Policy magazine indexes how closely most of the world's nations resemble a "failed state". Here's their methodology.

It's a fascinating map. The study regards the most stable nations as Australia, New Zealand, Norway, Finland, Denmark, Sweden, Switzerland, and Ireland. Among unstable nations, Israel is the only democracy.

HT: TigerHawk

"Invite me to your book signing and we'll be even!"

Jockeystreet eulogizes an old friend, Gene Carney, who has passed on. Carney was a prominent baseball writer and commentator, and more importantly, changed Jockeystreet's life.

Who Was the Best Batman?

Geek Dad wonders which actor did the best Batman: Adam West, Michael Keaton, Kevin Conroy, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, or Christian Bale?

That's easy for me to answer: Kevin Conroy. He's the voice actor for Batman in Batman: The Animated Series. Geek Dad says:

I’m sure people will argue that Conroy had an easier job than the others because he was doing voice acting, but anyone who’s done voice acting knows it’s a lot harder than it sounds. Plus, he didn’t get the benefit of getting to wear an awesome costume. And Conroy did a very good job, lending the role the gravitas it needed for the dark mood of the series, without making his Batman a caricature.

Sure, Conroy had certain advantages, but most of the Batman movies have hurt themselves needlessly. Michael Keaton did a good job in the first movie, in spite of his short stature. But the franchise went downhill after that. The writers and directors seemed to think that fancy special effects and stunts were substitutes for a good story with credible dialogue. Cute gadgetry, such as various incarnations of the Batmobile, were used and kept on screen like gaudy product placements. One-liners replaced actual discussions between characters.

And do I need to mention the nipples on the Batman costume? I mean, come'on guys, what were you thinking?

Most of the Batman movies were more like two-hour long trailers than coherent stories. That's why Mask of the Phantasm was, by far, the best Batman movie.

Christian Bale's Batman has been largely unhampered by such counterproductive tricks. Still, like Gavin Richardson in a Sailor Moon costume, he wasn't quite able to pull off the role credibly. It was, for example, obvious that Bale was straining to drop his voice an octave, whereas Conroy did so easily.

And Adam West's Batman, predating Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, is simply unworthy of consideration.

What do you think? Who was the best Batman?

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

My Current Read: The Art of the Rifle by Jeff Cooper

Lt. Col. Jeff Cooper was among America's foremost firearms instructors of the 20th Century. I'm currently reading one of his seminal works, The Art of the Rifle. The book is principally concerned with the precise movements and techniques for successful rifle shooting. As such, I am too ignorant to understand or evaluate it, but it has expressed to me how complex is accurate riflecraft. When and if I am in a financial position to buy my rifle, I shall consult it again.

In his introduction, Cooper expresses sentiments that any classical liberal would approve of:

It is a tool of power, and thus dependent completely upon the moral stature of its user. It is equally useful in securing meat for the table, destroying group enemies on the battlefield, and resisting tyranny. In fact, it is the only means of resisting tyranny, because a citizenry armed with rifles simply cannot be tyrannized.

The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles.

I am less confident than Cooper that there are more good men than bad, but if there are fewer good men, that is all the more reason for them to be armed with rifles.

What We Can Learn from the Life (and Death) of Michael Jackson

I agree with Ron Hart:

The cautionary tale that was the life of Michael Jackson is one that we learn over and over. Never surround yourself with “yes men” who will only feed your demons instead of telling you “no” when they know they should. We have lost a talented performer who lived a tragic life. I hope his death will teach us to avoid drug addiction, false friends, and living for too long in Neverland.

It's very dangerous to live a life free of consequences for one's actions.

HT: Hit & Run

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Baby Goat

True Vyne woke up one morning and found a newborn baby goat in her barn. Pictures!

The goat is named S'more, which appropriately fits her complexion.

My Next Fitness Goal: 100 Push-Ups

I've been able to meet and exceed my goal of running five miles at a time. But my recovery from my last run has been slow enough to signal that my body may have reached its upper limit of distance running. A tendon on the bottom of my right foot has bit a bit tender ever since, and I've managed to avoid any permanent injury to my knees, back, or anything else so far in my life by knowing when to stop, or get help lifting something heavy.

Lately, I've been doing mostly bodyweight exercises. I'm now doing three hundred sit-ups in five sets. If I had a chinning bar anywhere, I'd be working on chin-ups.

I think that my next goal will be to reach one hundred push-ups in one set. I'm did fifty-one last Wednesday, so reaching that goal is quite possible.

As for cardio, I'll kick the treadmill up to 7 MPH, run a couple of miles, and see how that works.

Monday, July 06, 2009

Wherein I Find Myself Defending Pacifism

It's a topsy-turvy world. CarteachO writes that he is always armed because he sees self-defense as not only a right, but a moral obligation:

I carry a weapon because it is the moral thing to do. It meets with my definition of doing ‘right’. Being prepared to defend myself and loved ones is part of being a responsible person.

Please allow me to explain…

I believe people have a ‘moral obligation’ to take responsibility for themselves, not leaving the task as a burden to others. I know this may not be a popular concept in some circles, but that doesn't change it as my belief. I know we are laden with entire generations of people who honestly think they bear no responsibility for their own safety, wellbeing, and actions.


I engaged this idea in the comment thread, asserting that one only has a moral obligation to defend oneself if one insists upon being defended by others. If a person refuses to defend him/herself, but also declines the defense of others, s/he has not engaged in parasitism and therefore has committed no moral wrong.

If people are truly free, then they are free to make bad decisions as well as good ones; they are free to choose to live and to choose to die. If people cannot opt out of a social contract, they are merely slaves, not free men and women.

Some of the commentors whether or not a pacifist has the right to decline to use force to defend his/her children from violence. This is an interesting question which requires contemplation. It is similar to the question of whether or not a parent may ethically decline medical treatment based upon religious grounds.

HT: Hell In a Handbasket

The South Carolina Fireworks Song


[YouTube Link] A moving tribute to "freelance fireworks experts" and their work. HT: Bits & Pieces

An Awkward Encounter


[YouTube Link] Sometimes, at random, you meet someone from your past. Maybe an ex-girlfriend or a former boss or the alien who abducted you. How do you deal with such socially uncomfortable moments? HT: Neatorama

Sunday, July 05, 2009

A Love Song About Office Supplies


[YouTube Link] In this song, Sello Tape, The Flight of the Chonchords compares romantic love to various office supplies, such as tape and retractable pencils.

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Question of the Day

Pull my finger?

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Star Wars in a Notebook

Star Wars in a Notebook!
[Video Link] One of the better items from Atom Films' annual Star Wars fan film contest. The story is nothing new -- just Episode IV. But the art direction is amazing. It's like a moving collage.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Zombie Haiku

Topless Robot had a contest to celebrate the publication of Zombie Haiku, a compilation of poetry by Ryan Mecum. Some of my favorites from among the winners:

Xbox champion
Killed many zombies in games
Died to first he met

Poetic zombies.
Tortured just as much undead,
As when they still lived.

The zombies can run
Not what Romero promised
Thank God for fat kids

brains brains brains brains brains
brains brains brains brains brains brains brains
brains brains brains brains brains


Truly, poetry is the breath of the human soul.