Friday, August 26, 2005

Secrets of the Methodist Blogosphere

Gavin has revealed his secret vice: professional wrestling. I think that he revealed this fact at this time so that he wouldn't have to pay me fifty bucks every week not to expose it to the world.

But I feel somewhat convicted of being the blackmailer of the Methodist blogosphere and I think that it's time that I turn over all of my cards so that I don't hold that power over anyone else.

Beth Quick is a vegan, so as long as you don't count kittens.

Shane Raynor still sleeps with a teddy bear.

Jonathon Norman and John Wilks are the same person.

Dean Snyder was responsible for the invention of Hello Kitty.

Gerry Charlotte Phelps was the responsible for the invention of Dean Snyder.

Methotaku prefers Disney.

Jay Voorhees doesn't wear anything underneath his ministerial robe.


What's my secret vice? Leave a note in the comments.

11 comments:

St.Phransus said...

John secretly sleeps with his collection of Tank Girl comics under his pillow.

jn

John said...

I still have a collection of Ninja High School comics in my closet.

St.Phransus said...

sweet!!! i would give anything to have my old g.i. joe comics. how's that for a pacifist?

ColeWake said...

I went to a Blockbuster the other day and the G.I. Joe cartoon movie was playing. How sweet is that?

St.Phransus said...

i just got my butt kicked gi joe style by you cole. ouch.

Dean Snyder said...

Find John's secret blog here

Dean Snyder said...

And then there is this

John Wilks said...

If only I had so much hair!

John said...

That .RAM file isn't working on my computer. Dean, which of my secrets are you exposing?

Joel Thomas said...

Jonathon and John Wilks the same person? No, but I'm convinced they are conspiring together to cause us to be spelling-challenged. It seems by 4-1 that "Wilkes" wins out over "Wilks" and by a 40-1 or more margin "Jonathan" wins out over "Jonathon." It's just a trap to try to get us to spell their names wrong so that we can be accused of intolerance. ;-)

Dean Snyder said...

John

It is Michelle Shocked at www.michelleshocked.com/
singing her song "Don't Ask"
It begins with the lyric: "Did I ever tell you about the time I was turned into a rabbit ..."