Distinguished Professor of Old Testament, Dr. Lawson Stone (right) of Asbury Theological Seminary -- and blogger -- has inspired me to devise a drinking game in his honor.The first step is to acquire a sufficient amount of refreshing beverages before you go to class. If you are on the Kentucky campus, this means bourbon; if the Florida campus, then tequila.
Line up your drinks and wait for Dr. Stone to begin lecturing.
Take a shot whenever Dr. Stone:
- Reminds you that he went to Yale
- Makes a reference to the Old West
- Does his "grumpy old man" impersonation
5 comments:
just don't tell anyone you were drinking? Isn't there somethiing about it in the honor code?
You forgot a big one- when he quotes Doc Holliday lines from Tombstone. Usually, you get at least one "isn't that a daisy" per lecture.
He quotes Tombstone? Why am I at Candler?!?
Probably for that lovely Atlanta traffic.
That rules. I can just imagine sitting in his class, taking shots right and left... I wonder if he'd join in... He certainly had a field day with me when I was drinking Coke directly from a 2 liter bottle in his j-term class.
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