Tuesday, November 29, 2005

The Lawson Stone Drinking Game

Distinguished Professor of Old Testament, Dr. Lawson Stone (right) of Asbury Theological Seminary -- and blogger -- has inspired me to devise a drinking game in his honor.

The first step is to acquire a sufficient amount of refreshing beverages before you go to class. If you are on the Kentucky campus, this means bourbon; if the Florida campus, then tequila.

Line up your drinks and wait for Dr. Stone to begin lecturing.

Take a shot whenever Dr. Stone:
  • Reminds you that he went to Yale
  • Makes a reference to the Old West
  • Does his "grumpy old man" impersonation

5 comments:

Greg F. said...

just don't tell anyone you were drinking? Isn't there somethiing about it in the honor code?

John said...

You forgot a big one- when he quotes Doc Holliday lines from Tombstone. Usually, you get at least one "isn't that a daisy" per lecture.

Greg F. said...

He quotes Tombstone? Why am I at Candler?!?

John said...

Probably for that lovely Atlanta traffic.

Brian Vinson said...

That rules. I can just imagine sitting in his class, taking shots right and left... I wonder if he'd join in... He certainly had a field day with me when I was drinking Coke directly from a 2 liter bottle in his j-term class.