Thursday, March 09, 2006
When I am a Bishop in the United Methodist Church
My brilliant plan to use catapults to remove incompetent pastors has received wide support. I am glad that the blogosphere is beginning to realize the stunning acuity of my mind. Commentor John Flores over at Wesley Daily asked that I start a comment thread on this topic. What would happen if I became a bishop in the UMC? Make your predictions in the comments.
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Is this before or after the seven plagues? If it is after I am so there! :)
If John were bishop--
1. Mandatory blogging by all full-time elders in his conference
2. At least one of John's favorite pieces of artwork in the foyer of all U.M. churches
3. Stained glass depictions of Jesus holding a lamb would have to be replaced by a rabbit
4. District training events would include sessions on "Proper Ways to Catapult Inept Pastors"
john would lead the cause for full inclusion of the glfr (gerbal, llama, ferrets, & rabbits) into the umc..
nickname: bishop bunny
Bishop John? I've seen worse...
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