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Allan R. Bevere: Take me to your meter.
John Battern: After word spread that sanctuary could be found in Chicago, police are forced deal with a rash of illegal aliens.
Jeff the Baptist: Officer Kawalski notes the perils of size differences in urban Chicago traffic. Some hippy's Hyundai was crushed beneath a Hummer's errant hubcap. Again. Sigh. He could be home watching Da Bears and eating brats right now if not for these people...
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Illegal(y parked) alien. "Save it ... I'm Chicago PD and I've heard it all. I told you, I don't care if you are president of the freakin' galaxy - you can't park here."
E.T. - Park Home.
After word spread that sanctuary could be found in Chicago, police are forced deal with a rash of illegal aliens.
How the War of the Worlds actually began
Officer Kawalski notes the perils of size differences in urban Chicago traffic. Some hippy's Hyundai was crushed beneath a Hummer's errant hubcap. Again. Sigh. He could be home watching Da Bears and eating brats right now if not for these people...
Take me to your meter.
Hmmm. Mighty small saucer. Saucer ... cup and saucer ... cofee ... donuts. Donuts! DONUTS -- must have DONUTS.
Adding insult to injury, the University of Chicago's entry into this year's solar race gets ticketed after running out of battery power waiting in downtown Chicago traffic.
Dick Clark parked his saucer in a tow-away zone on Rockin' New Year's Eve.
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