Does anyone have $20K I can borrow?
Kim (male) has a point. The girls are rather pricey, ranging from about $100,000 to $6,000. The capitalist in me looked at these prices and said "Hey, I can beat those prices!"
Here's what I'm offering on the market, starting today. Leave your 'proposals' in the comments:
Bride Price: $2,500 or best offer
Beth is good at book larnin' and knows the Bible from cover to cover. She's a good cook and seamstress and is ready to settle down with a good man who needs looking after.