Friday, October 26, 2007

Caption Contest

Previous contest winner. Picture via Ironic Catholic.

WINNER: Gord: Pope Benedict was determined that the new striker would help Vatican City win the World Cup this year.

11 comments:

Dan Trabue said...

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe...

Drop Kick Me, Jesus by Bobby Bare

Gord said...

Pope Benedict was determined that the new striker would help Vatican City win the World Cup this year.

gavin richardson said...

too bad the pharisees.. cough: refs! called a penalty on Jesus for a high kick. it was sure to be a sportscenter top play of the day

Matt said...

Doing a bicycle kick before the bicycle was invented? Just more proof that Jesus was divine...

Matt said...

Jesus made the goal, but the refs gave him the red card . . .

Allan R. Bevere said...

In always contemporary ways, Jesus reminds us of the goal of the Christian life.

tom ream said...

"Well of course I was going to kick in the winning goal...would you want to head a ball wearing this crown of thorns?"

Worship Leader Ron said...

"...and Judas, always on the sideline after the 11-man team was fielded, watched as Jesus put the hurt on the Saducees."

My immediate thought was "drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life" but alas it was taken!

Great blog. I just found you and have enjoyed reading. Keep it up!

Rev. J said...

10 bucks says he makes it...

Jeff the Baptist said...

Smith passes to Jones, Jones shoots... but Jesus saves!

Stephen said...

Bend it like Beckham, nah Bend it like Jesus!