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Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of lifeEnd over end neither left nor to rightStraight through the heart of them righteous uprightsDrop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I amMake me a piece in your master game planFree from the earthly tempestion belowI’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe...Drop Kick Me, Jesus by Bobby Bare
Pope Benedict was determined that the new striker would help Vatican City win the World Cup this year.
too bad the pharisees.. cough: refs! called a penalty on Jesus for a high kick. it was sure to be a sportscenter top play of the day
Doing a bicycle kick before the bicycle was invented? Just more proof that Jesus was divine...
Jesus made the goal, but the refs gave him the red card . . .
In always contemporary ways, Jesus reminds us of the goal of the Christian life.
"Well of course I was going to kick in the winning goal...would you want to head a ball wearing this crown of thorns?"
"...and Judas, always on the sideline after the 11-man team was fielded, watched as Jesus put the hurt on the Saducees."My immediate thought was "drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life" but alas it was taken!Great blog. I just found you and have enjoyed reading. Keep it up!
10 bucks says he makes it...
Smith passes to Jones, Jones shoots... but Jesus saves!
Bend it like Beckham, nah Bend it like Jesus!
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