Three years ago, when Jeff the Baptist was about to get married, I held a contest to see who could give him the worst marital advice. The comments are filled with unhelpful suggestions.
Now that Gavin Richardson is a first-time daddy, I'd like to hold a similar contest. What is the most ill-conceived and poorly-reasoned parenting advice that you can offer Gavin?
The winner gets to name Gavin's next child, as well as mine.