So I was snuggling with my wife on a chilly winter night, and I decided to say something seductive. It went like this: "Cuddling with you is like being wrapped inside a nice warm tauntaun carcass."This did not have the desired effect.
UPDATE: In the comments, Jeremy Smith proposes an empirical study. So readers, apply this line on your partners and report the results.
6 comments:
Such a romantic...
I think this needs an empirical study. I'll test out the approach and let you know the results.
Such a romantic...
I can't help it; I was drawn that way.
My guess is I'll get laughter as a response.
she loved it. but she wants it known that she smells good on the outside.
She didn't say anything.
And she's still not talking to me.
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