Saturday, February 13, 2010

Puttin' on the Smooth Moves

So I was snuggling with my wife on a chilly winter night, and I decided to say something seductive. It went like this: "Cuddling with you is like being wrapped inside a nice warm tauntaun carcass."

This did not have the desired effect.

UPDATE: In the comments, Jeremy Smith proposes an empirical study. So readers, apply this line on your partners and report the results.

6 comments:

Wayne said...

Such a romantic...

Rev. Jeremy Smith said...

I think this needs an empirical study. I'll test out the approach and let you know the results.

John said...

Such a romantic...

I can't help it; I was drawn that way.

Divers and Sundry said...

My guess is I'll get laughter as a response.

Johnny Cat said...

she loved it. but she wants it known that she smells good on the outside.

Mike said...

She didn't say anything.

And she's still not talking to me.